Amusing Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Amusing Bridges Clubs Comedy Funny Funny relationship Humor Made Marriage My wife Next Suicidal Tuesday Wife
I don't really go to clubs anymore. I’m actually quite settled. Living in Highgate with my dog and my husband and my daughter! I’m… — Kate Moss Copy Share Image
I don't go out to clubs. You'll never see me on a table at a bar, jumping up and down. — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
I probably have a club in my hands 360 days a year, one way or another, playing with friends or just fiddling around or… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I used to not be as good at taking time off and hanging the clubs up. — Justin Thomas Copy Share Image
I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
When I met my wife, I felt as though I really had something to play for, and my career went to another level after… — Ivan Rakitic Copy Share Image
One of the main rules with my mom was if I broke a club, she was going to take it and I wouldn't get… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
When I come to the clubs, step aside. Part the seas, don't be having me in the line. — Fergie Copy Share Image
After my best friend jumped off the bridge, I knew that I was next. So-Paris. With forty dollars and a one-way ticket. — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
By amusing myself with all these games, all this nonsense, all these picture puzzles, I became famous... I am only a public entertainer who… — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
I was reading Neil Postman's 'Amusing Ourselves to Death'. It's one of my favourites. — Brent Faiyaz Copy Share Image
People of our time are losing the power of celebration. Instead of celebrating we seek to be amused or entertained. Celebration is an active… — Abraham Joshua Heschel Copy Share Image
No one survives in times of war unless they make war their home. How did I get so old and wise, but for welcoming… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
[A]n Obama presidency would be an amusing approximation of the Carter administration, complete with vaporous moralizing and foreign policy bungling. — Emmett Tyrrell Copy Share Image
Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women. — Gertrude Atherton Copy Share Image
All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most poetry is the utterance of a man in some state of passion, love, joy, grief, rage, etc., and no doubt this is as… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
It's always amusing to see how much less the political class knows than the rest of us do. ... it's never occurred to [the… — Stephen D. Cox Copy Share Image
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