Ankles Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ankles Golf Idiot My son Playing golf Son
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count… — John Updike Copy Share Image
My brother one time after a little league basketball game, I think he messed up or something had happened in the game, ends up… — Jason Witten Copy Share Image
Think about what caused the injury and how it can be prevented next time; that way, you will become a smarter athlete and less… — Kevin R. Stone Copy Share Image
I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf… — Retief Goosen Copy Share Image
There's things that I've been through in golf that baseball couldn't even prepare me for. — John Smoltz Copy Share Image
I went to school to Washburn to play basketball, and I always believed if basketball didn't work out I could fall back on golf. — Gary Woodland Copy Share Image
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I've played through a lot of injuries before, as a young kid through high school. — Deshaun Watson Copy Share Image
It's football. You play football. You just play injured. That's how it is. A lot of it comes from my dad. He played for Hayden Fry University in the '80s. He used to tell me about the injuries he played with. One time he tore his ACL in Week 6 and then played in the Rose Bowl in Week 12.… — George Kittle Copy Share
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If life were like a competitive race, some people would be given a flying start and others would line up with weights tied to… — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
The sugar maple is remarkable for its clean ankle. The groves of these trees looked like vast forest sheds, their branches stoppingshort at a… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
I've broken all my fingers, I've broken my hand, ribs, ankles... everything, I've broken everything. — Sky Blu Copy Share Image
Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you're safe; he may lie around under… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
A tall blonde entered the room, wearing a yellow sash that marked her as advocate. Two men followed her, carrying papers. She was lean… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want?… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In the past five weeks I've trained hard, trying to get my ankle back to where I want it to be — Andrew Flintoff Copy Share Image
It isn't a coincidence that governments everywhere want to educate children. Government education, in turn, is supposed to be evidence of the state's goodness… — Llewellyn Rockwell Copy Share Image
Doctor." Gideon set one ankle on the opposite knee and settled back, creating a picture of unyielding decisiveness. "The only way I'm keeping my… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
