Baseball Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baseball Bats Father First time Firsts Flew Parenting Play
What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A large part of my childhood was spent holding a cricket bat. The first time I picked one up was in the garden aged… — Stuart Broad Copy Share Image
The bat is not a toy, it's a weapon. It gives me everything in life, which helps me to do everything on the field. — Virat Kohli Copy Share Image
My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I learned to hit with a broomstick and a ball of tape and I could always get that bat on the ball. — Stan Musial Copy Share Image
I don't know how I'm gonna pick up a bat again. I just need to be away for a bit and play with my… — AB de Villiers Copy Share Image
You know, when I was a young boy I used to play baseball in my back yard or in the street with my brothers… — Robin Yount Copy Share Image
Cricket came about for me when my dad started throwing plastic balls to me at home. I was four or five. — Prithvi Shaw Copy Share Image
My dad introduced me to baseball. Then one of my friends asked if I could play on a team; my dad said I could,… — Bert Blyleven Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to… — Gaylord Perry Copy Share Image
When you're in the middle of a pennant race, you can't go up there thinking about home runs. — Sammy Sosa Copy Share Image
Thinking about the things that happened, I don't know any other ball player would could have done what he (Jackie Robinson) did. To be… — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
Spring training means flowers, people coming outdoors, sunshine, optimism and baseball. Spring training is a time to think about being young again. — Ernie Banks Copy Share Image
Pitchers pitch differently. Hitters, hardly anyone has the same stance. That's just how it is. — Ryan Zimmerman Copy Share Image
Five World Series rings, 3000-plus hits, the fame, the fortune and playing for the second most historic franchise in baseball... These are just some… — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
I don't want the electronic strike zone. I like the element of sometimes pitches don't get called. Guys don't receive it well or whatever… — Kyle Schwarber Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
If I was going to make one rule change, I would bring the DH to the National League. — George Brett Copy Share Image
In all honesty, once you become a professional, number one, you're no longer a fan. I don't root for the Dodgers, really. I just… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
When I step into the batters box. The fans, the noise, the cheers, they all disappear. For that moment, the world is just a… — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Copy Share Image