Bats Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bats Christmas Flew My son New year Son Years
My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The bat is not a toy, it's a weapon. It gives me everything in life, which helps me to do everything on the field. — Virat Kohli Copy Share Image
A large part of my childhood was spent holding a cricket bat. The first time I picked one up was in the garden aged… — Stuart Broad Copy Share Image
I don't know how I'm gonna pick up a bat again. I just need to be away for a bit and play with my… — AB de Villiers Copy Share Image
Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind. — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
My bats were brilliant. The shape of them changed, and towards the end of my career, they got a little bit bigger. — Andrew Flintoff Copy Share Image
It makes no difference to me what kind of bat I have. For instance, I often grab the first bat I come across when… — Joe Kelley Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Some people enjoy taking a light stroll in the morning and that gives them relief and that sort of feeling. That is what I… — Ichiro Suzuki Copy Share Image
When (the Reds) won, we loved it because we ran into the locker room and touched all the bats and gloves and got some… — Ken Griffey, Jr Copy Share Image
A lot of hitters stay away from the plate, some are close up, some are forward, some are back. The thing about hitting is… — Stan Musial Copy Share Image
Mass-market movies have become about one thing. They kind of declare themselves right off the bat. . . . But when I go to… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
I am a frayed and nibbled survivor in a fallen world, and I am getting along. I am aging and eaten and have done… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
Isn't it odd? A guy bats .301 and has 35 homers. Then everybody starts to tell him what a good fielder he has become. — Dick Stuart Copy Share Image
The beanball is one of the meanest things on Earth and no decent fellow would use it. The beanball is a potential murderer. If… — Walter Johnson Copy Share Image
Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball. — Norm Cash Copy Share Image
(At the back of the cave, Phoebe placed her hand against one of the stones where a spring release opened an elevator door. Chris… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
A failure becomes just one time at bat if you refuse to let it defeat you. — Marv Levy Copy Share Image
