Bedroom Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bedroom Dog Doors My dog
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. — Sue Murphy Copy Share Image
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Just being with dogs, I learned their ways and began to appreciate things from their point of view. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Explaining "why" to a dog is pretty useless. You have to engage their instincts in order to change their behavior. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the… — Gerald B H Solomon Copy Share Image
“Some may call you crazy if you try to reason with a dog. It is with desperate attempts that you hope they understand you.… — Elizabeth Parker Copy Share Image
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex… — Jeffrey Dahmer Copy Share Image
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The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the… — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Obviously, the state's responsibility should be to legislate rules for a well-ordered society. It has no right or duty to creep into the bedrooms… — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
My boy always wants to play football, but I have to hide the balls. I lock them in a bedroom; otherwis,e he will just… — Kyle Walker Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
“You know," he said, "under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my day." I crossed my arms… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom.… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
