Children Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

— Rodney Dangerfield

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'd love to have three or four kids. But my mom always says: "Speak to me after you have your first".

— Ivanka Trump

I've got three kids, so there's not much downtime.

— Rich Froning Jr

I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in…

— Mitch Hedberg

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

— Russell Howard

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

— Bill Bailey

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I will have to earn trust and respect from my kids.

— Tiger Woods

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Having kids is the deal-breaker on shyness! Once you have a baby, you learn to speak up loud and clear to protect them, defend…

— Lori Foster