Dating Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dating Girl Guy
My first ever date was my ex-boyfriend, the guy I was with before Love Island.' — Maura Higgins Copy Share Image
Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there — Crystal Jones Copy Share Image
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed. — Anonymous Copy Share
I met a guy, very exotic to me - he was blonde with blue eyes - and I just had a fling that turned… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
My first date was with a girl named Cessi. We'd had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer long. Then she came home… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
I remember my girlfriend dropped me for the guy I thought was really cute. — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
Well we were lucky because we started in Canada where everybody has a sense of humour! We flirted a little while with Josh Groban.… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
I remember the time when I met my first girlfriend. It was raining and I was walking, and all of a sudden this girl… — Yunho Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist. — Luke Pasqualino Copy Share Image
Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
An ex is an ex for a reason, they are an EXample of what you don't want in your future. — Alexia Copy Share Image
“To lovers out there… Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My brother trolled recovery and support groups, searching for women with dependency issues, the way I frequented bookstores with the hope of finding a… — Richard J. O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Are Seth and I seeing each other? Is that even possible? I mean, inter-realmal dating?” — Katie Klein Copy Share Image
“There are exes with whom it is too dangerous to allow even a moment’s eye contact. These are not exes at all, and never… — Josh Wagner Copy Share Image
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms.… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
I started online dating in my 50s after two divorces. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can. — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, the dates,looks,or the showing off, it;s about being with someone who makes you happy in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
