Certain Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Certain Cigarette Sex Smoking Time Tobacco
Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one… — Florence King Copy Share Image
I don't smoke often, maybe once or twice a month, but it makes me feel sexy and romantic. — Toni Braxton Copy Share Image
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough". — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. — Arturo Toscanini Copy Share Image
When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I… — Arturo Toscanini Copy Share Image
Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street — Florence King Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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