Humor Quote by Robert Jordan Download Open image ““Mat snorted. “I don’t want to be any bloody hero.”” — Robert Jordan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Max snorted. “Not a chance. Did you see his face when he found out you didn’t have shoes and were bleeding on my watch?… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“Noal nodded to one of the corridors 'These corridors are narrow. Good choke points. A man could stand there and only have to fight… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
You'd better. Otherwise Stryker and I will feast on your innards, bathe in your blood and I will use your eyes as earrings." Jericho… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“This is Mat's secret weapon, his passport, his get-out-of-jail-free card: Mat makes things that are beautiful.” — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
“I snorted. "Sorry. I'll stop. We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Understand that I will kill or die for you, Sydney. You are my everything and I have no plans on ever losing you.” — Kitty Berry Copy Share Image
“...it's unsportsmanlike to engage in a battle of wits with anyone who is obviously unarmed.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“And I won 'em back fair and square. So what are you going to do about it? Want to fight? Who wants the first… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
“much time. * * * Racing around the outside of the square in his Afghan robes, face smeared with dirt and blood, he looked… — Eric Meyer Copy Share Image
“One of us had to be brave and admit to virginity. I figured it should be the warrior.” — Storm Grant Copy Share Image
“It was an odd thing Tam had taught him. Concentrate on a single flame and feed all your passions into it—fear, hate, anger—until your… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“Relax, lad. Take life as it comes. Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can.” — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
There was a wild light in his eyes. "Bring your lightnings, Aes Sedai. I will dance with them. — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills, Perrin. We’ve become what we needed to become.” Perrin” — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“All of you, fare well, and may you shelter in the palm of the Creator’s hand.” — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“Stay and get married, or travel the Ways." Loial grimaced ruefully. "Life is very unsettling with ta'veren for friends.” — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“Who would sup with the mighty must climb the path of daggers. -Anonymous notation found inked in the margin of a manuscript history (believed to date to the time of Arthur Hawkwing) of the last days of the Tovan Conclaves” — Robert Jordan Copy Share
Men always seem to refuse to admit they are sick until they're sick enough to make twice as much work for women. Then they… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
