Humor Quote by Roald Dahl

“All were there, This life's alarmers, sowing their future harvests, Rife weeds of conflict--- all but one That I name never, Jealousy.”

— Nancy Cunard

“In stories, when a giant was slain, it toppled thunderously to the ground. In reality, a giant died much the same way anything else…

— Nicholas Eames

“Vast, Polyphemus-like, and loathsome, it darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares to the monolith, about which it flung its gigantic scaly arms, the…

— H. P. Lovecraft

“As the Siamese says: "Pea rattles loud in empty head".”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“They sowed the duller vegetables first, and a pleasant feeling of righteous fatigue stole over them as they addressed themselves to the peas.”

— E.M. Forster

“All the neighbors are rattlesnakes. Varmints looking for a chance to slam the door in your face. It’s the same the whole world over.”

— Truman Capote

“It was one of those moments when everything is out of balance, I suppose, and just watching an odd thing seems to make sense.…

— Colum McCann

“Around them small animals scampered along knotted cables and flaking vines, chirruping, squealing, venting yellow farts. Everywhere was animation, purpose, hurry. Momentum.”

— Gregory Benford

“That was the problem with having walls so hard and high and unscalable…When they came down, they crumbled completely, shattering into nothingness.”

— L.J. Smith

“In God's strength I could battle the giants. Alone, I was just a grasshopper.S”

— Shirley Corder

“Now they were all moving to no effect-just moving, just switching things off and switching things on, just picking things up and putting things…

— Martin Amis

“They were unconvinced of the power of giants.”

— Malcolm Gladwell