Funny Quote by Rick Riordan

“Do you like kids? Only with barbecue sauce.”

— Eileen Cook

“Mr. Barbecue-Smith was tossed to the floor.”

— Aldous Huxley

“He could feel it, almost taste it on the night air. He could taste it, a sooty hot taste that came from everywhere, as…

— Stephen King

“ That something smelled delicious! ' I screamed.”

— David Foster Wallace

“She had to laugh. "You're making me hungry." "Me, too." His gaze locked with hers, making it clear it wasn't just barbecue he was…

— B.J. Daniels

“Like the blind man said as he wandered into a cannibal village . . . “Alright! The country fair must be right up ahead. I smell barbecue!”

— John Rachel

“...he was pouring vinegar onto the hot grill, where it sputtered and foamed and hissed. The air was full of it for a few…

— Richard Russo

“Though the kitchen's decor stinks, the smell of something wonderful pulls me away from Charlie's chattering. Bacon. Right there cooking on the stove. Yeah,…

— Victoria Scott

“It's these darn barbecues. It's so hard to stand and hold on to a plate full of food, a drink and your dignity at…

— Emma Goldrick

“He couldn't stop smelling the air in great, deep, loud sniffs. It was so delicious. It smelled of water, and mud, and maple trees,…

— Elizabeth Enright

“Oh. I get it now. God had Nader beat my ass and my mom leave my dad just so Jodi could learn how to…

— A.S. King

“If I had known how good cooked meat tastes, I would have breathed my fire on all those pigs before I ate them.”

— Paula Quinn