Humor Quote by Quinn Loftis Download Open image ““B, hows your aim?”” — Quinn Loftis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Wolf
“I can take you,” I reply. “But if you try anything, I’ll shoot you right between the eyes. Seriously.” He almost smiles. “Yes, ma’am.” — Summer Lane Copy Share Image
“Fine.” He smirks at me. “Nice to meet you, Carrots,” he says, looking directly at my hair. “Oh, I mean Clara.” My face flames.… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“Olivia: "Were you aiming at someone?" Alec: "...God, I think...” — Diane Chamberlain Copy Share Image
“So you’re a stalker?” I asked with a hard stare. He smirked, a knees-turning-to jelly kind of smirk. “I prefer gravitationally linked to your… — R.S. Grey Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here?" I demanded. Clara was sitting at my desk, playing a game on my laptop.” — Stacy Claflin Copy Share Image
“That’s all I am, Aim. A ghost of myself. I don’t even know who I am without her.” — Claire Contreras Copy Share Image
“You'll address me by my title," I said sharply. "And bow until your pointed chin scrapes the floor.” — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
“Sometimes he thought about approaching her, walking up to her like a normal human being and striking up a conversation. Hello. How are you?… — Anastasia Wilde Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, but where do you think you’re going?” I asked. “I figured I’d put my underwear in with yours. That way they could… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
“Did you ever have a conversation with different parts of yourself. Try it. It can be fun. You never know what you have to… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Well, are you?” “Am I what?” “Dating people?” Her lips quirked up at the corners. “Are you?” “Nope.” “Neither am I.” “Good. You’re mine… — Katie Reus Copy Share Image
“Jen felt a hand rest at the nape of her neck as a voice spoke softly next to her ear, "If you need a… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Sally laughed. "When you first told me you were interested in Decebel, I honestly thought that there was no way you two would ever… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“He told me to not let my friends throw my clothes out of the window," she paused and looked pointedly at Sally, who had… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Sally did the mature thing and stuck her tongue out at her best friend.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Decebel looked over at Fane. "A face tu fiecare a lua ce ei say?(Do you ever get what they say?)" Fane smiled at his… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Jen, get a clue and read Wadim's shirt." Jacque told her dryly. Jen looked over at Wadim who, oh so helpfully, pulled his shirt… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Um, what's cooking in that sadistic brain of yours?" Jen asked nervously. Sally's eyes snapped open. "I was just thinking that maybe if you… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Ugh, I swear I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a spoon repeatedly than be nice to some idiot, which means pretty much… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Why are we sitting way back here?" "This way we can see the whole room and do some recon." "Great, here we go with… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“You're so hypno-something, could you be the devil, could you be an angel, your touch is something good, feels like going floating, leave my… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
