Humor Quote by Quinn Loftis

“I can take you,” I reply. “But if you try anything, I’ll shoot you right between the eyes. Seriously.” He almost smiles. “Yes, ma’am.”

— Summer Lane

“Fine.” He smirks at me. “Nice to meet you, Carrots,” he says, looking directly at my hair. “Oh, I mean Clara.” My face flames.…

— Cynthia Hand

“Olivia: "Were you aiming at someone?" Alec: "...God, I think...”

— Diane Chamberlain

“So you’re a stalker?” I asked with a hard stare. He smirked, a knees-turning-to jelly kind of smirk. “I prefer gravitationally linked to your…

— R.S. Grey

“What are you doing here?" I demanded. Clara was sitting at my desk, playing a game on my laptop.”

— Stacy Claflin

“That’s all I am, Aim. A ghost of myself. I don’t even know who I am without her.”

— Claire Contreras

“You'll address me by my title," I said sharply. "And bow until your pointed chin scrapes the floor.”

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“Sometimes he thought about approaching her, walking up to her like a normal human being and striking up a conversation. Hello. How are you?…

— Anastasia Wilde

“Excuse me, but where do you think you’re going?” I asked. “I figured I’d put my underwear in with yours. That way they could…

— Michele Bardsley

“Oh, no, nope, shoot. Are we about to human mate?”

— Jackson Lanzing

“Did you ever have a conversation with different parts of yourself. Try it. It can be fun. You never know what you have to…

— Art Hochberg

“Well, are you?” “Am I what?” “Dating people?” Her lips quirked up at the corners. “Are you?” “Nope.” “Neither am I.” “Good. You’re mine…

— Katie Reus