Humor Quote by Poppet

“I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.”

— Michael Summers

“I used to like mine with champagne. The champagne as cold as Valley Forge and about a third of a glass of brandy beneath…

— Raymond Chandler

“Too much champagne?” “Maybe.” “Silly girl,” she said, looping her arm through mine. “There’s no such thing as too much champagne. Though your head…

— Leigh Bardugo

“Are you really qualified to say if our wine sucks?” She stared at him, the glass on its way to her lips. “I’m a…

— Darcy Burke

“Well, I can hardly lick champagne off your dazzling personality, now can I?”

— Mora Early

“I was about to speak when the maître d’hôtel advanced on our table. He showed me the wine label, all smiles as if showing…

— Haruki Murakami

I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, 'Oh, I guess I'll have Champagne.' I said, 'Guess again.'

— Slappy White

“This is a hell of dull talk... How about some of that champagne?”

— Ernest Hemingway

“That’s a thirty quid bottle of wine. You drink wine, I’ve seen you drink wine.” “There are two bottles of hundred quid whiskey out…

— Lesley Jones

“Champagne’s completely useless, you know,” he said. “The only good part is the moment you pop the cork.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Taste his fear. It tastes just like champagne. Cold and crisp and absolutely without sweetness.”

— Janet Fitch

“Wine is just a conversation waiting to happen.”

— Jessica Altieri