Drinking Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drinking Fall Falling down Friends Friendship Health
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health. — Bare Naked Ladies Copy Share Image
To me drink is my best friend cuz its allways there when I'm feeling down — Dan The Man Copy Share Image
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
Having a lot of friends and family around you - that's all a part of wellness. — Stella Maxwell Copy Share Image
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“We were still twirling around the tiny parking lot when the neighbors screamed 'Happy New Year'. Unfortunately we weren't sober enough to realize that… — Kaitlin Scott Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes like that of his… — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or… — Alma Katsu Copy Share Image
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. — Anistatia R. Miller Copy Share Image
