Humor Quote by Phoenix Emrys

“Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked By the winds of change and the weeds of sex looks like freedom but it…

— Leonard Cohen

“At some point it dawned on me that I might actually be in big, big trouble. The thought was immediately followed by the staggering…

— Kristen Johnston

“He was a perfect gentleman. It was sweet. It was romantic. It was becoming a problem. If I had to spend one more night…

— Jamie Schlosser

“I want to see what life makes of you. One thing is certain - it can't spoil you. It may pull you about horribly,…

— Henry James

“That man would kill for me. He would die for me. And he would fuck me to death if I asked him. I was…

— Karina Halle

“I think the odds of her killing me with sex are good, but what a way to go. At least I'll die happy.”

— Georgia Cates

“I fell. Hard. For the rest of this life and probably the next.”

— Tarryn Fisher

“In short, I ran away. I was about to fall in love. Aside from being opposed to getting involved with a guy, I'm a…

— Kou Yoneda

“I’m here for every bit of your life. The bad parts, the scary parts. And I vow to do all you ask of me…

— Lia Habel

“Somehow I have been stunned. Stand back! Give me a little time beyond my cuffed head and slumbers and dreams and gaping, I discover…

— Walt Whitman

“I might be alive now, but I’d experienced what I thought was my final, one-and-only permanent death. That hadn’t been fun, that soulless, hopeless…

— B.V. Larson

“You don't think about how you really have your whole life planed out until a part of it goes missing suddenly one day. You'll…

— John Darnielle