Funny Quote by Peter Ustinov

“I wanted to flog myself for reacting this way to him.”

— Nicole Williams

“Flog no one else with meat.”

— Thomas Harris

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

— Jenny Eclair

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.

— Ben Feldman

It's so much easier to do it right than to do it wrong.

— Tom Brokaw

If any man has done wrong, the harm is his own. But perhaps he has not done wrong.

— Marcus Aurelius

Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage.

— Dana Goodyear

Vaster is Man than his works.

— Rockwell Kent

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

— Tim Allen

“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong…

— E.A. Bucchianeri

“It is never wrong to do the right thing.”

— Mark Twain

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh?…

— Carol Burnett