Humor Quote by Peter David

There are no such things as happy endings. Never. They're totally manufactured by fiction writers who choose to end the story on a high…

— Peter David

Why (he wondered rhetorically) do people who have a position that's being attacked constantly state that they have a right to say it, as…

— Peter David

“In fairness to the Almighty, though, it should be noted that lack of attention from God is not necessarily a bad thing, as the…

— Peter David

Opposites can attract, as in magnetism. Or explode, as in matter and antimatter.

— Peter David

I resisted the temptation to turn around and stick out my tongue in derision at Beliquose. After all, there was no telling when or…

— Peter David

“These, of course, are far more enlightened times, when it is only acceptable to believe that not being a Christian is likely to mean…

— Peter David

“From the look of things, in five minutes every building facing the square would be locked up tighter than a Romulan clam.”

— Peter David

That was when it was all made painfully clear to me. When you are a child, there is joy. There is laughter. And most…

— Peter David

“All part of the service.”

— Peter David

“Not that he wanted to say that. It would make it sound as if he wanted to blame her.. Women were very complicated creatures.…

— Peter David

“This famed orphan of the storm tended to bob about as helplessly as a cork (embracing the cliché in order to maintain the metaphor)…

— Peter David

“but unable to help himself, he said sulkily, “It’s the smiling”

— Peter David