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“Holy Moly Moses. Are youserious?” Shelly grinned at me. “Did you just say, Holy Moly Moses?” “I did, and I meant every word of it.” “I love how you speak.” “How do I speak?” “Adorable. Funny.Entertaining.” “Just wait ’til I tell you my joke about the fishing pole.” quote by Penny Reid — Download Open image

““Holy Moly Moses. Are youserious?” Shelly grinned at me. “Did you just say, Holy Moly Moses?” “I did, and I meant every word of it.” “I love how you speak.” “How do I speak?” “Adorable. Funny.Entertaining.” “Just wait ’til I tell you my joke about the fishing pole.””

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