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[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers?

— P. J. O'Rourke

Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.

— Jimmy Fallon

Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters.

— Rich Lowry

“And it was Texas that turned out to be especially congenial to the development of Christian fundamentalism in America.”

— Andrew Himes

Bill Clinton had to propose to Hillary Rodham several times before she agreed to marry him and move to Arkansas.

— Rebecca Traister

“Too late, Clinton had awoken to the danger of the tightening race: she, too, had swept through Pennsylvania (twice) and North Carolina, and had…

— Joshua Green

“Randy is a member in good standing of American society again, having cheerfully endured the process of being ritually goosed by the Government. He…

— Neal Stephenson

It was in the nineties. [Bill] Clinton was president. And Clinton was making, you know, the usual Democrat move on guns after some of…

— Rush Limbaugh

Bill Clinton is a classic, old-school Southern pragmatic Democrat.

— Monica Crowley

Bill Clinton says the middle-class folks in Topeka who contribute to The 700 Club or Focus on the Family are radicals whose beliefs pose…

— Don Feder

Chris Christie travelled to Ft. Worth, Texas, to give his blessing to a former rival who one week ago was approvingly discussing killing Muslim…

— Chris Hayes