Humor Quote by Ottilie Weber

“It was time to bring out the world destructive weapons. It was now time to hit him where it would do the biggest damage,…

— Ottilie Weber

Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her.

— Ottilie Weber

“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that…

— Ottilie Weber

“You are stuck with me till the world falls to pieces, and if we’re not still standing even then we’ll still find a way…

— Ottilie Weber

“Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me.”

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“Emotions are messy.”

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“Purple, Wonder, majesty, and enchantment doesn't even begin to cover the feelings that I had the first time that I met you that only…

— Ottilie Weber

“Black, The death of an old habit in order for a new journey to start. The dark clouds disappeared, chased away by the brilliant…

— Ottilie Weber

“She's not always bad, but she can be so strict. You use her bra once as a sling shot and she holds it against…

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“He thinks you're pretty." Genevieve yawned. "Guys always think you're pretty." "Well people think you look like me," I responded. "They're only being nice."…

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“I read you guys your bedtime story, go to bed!" my sister shouted as she put water into the kettle. "But Mom," a small…

— Ottilie Weber

“Do you think Bubbles wants Chinese food because it's made out of cats?" Genevieve questioned, shoveling a big bite into her mouth. "Genevieve, that's…

— Ottilie Weber