Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde Download Open image “I like men who have a future and women who have a past.” — Oscar Wilde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Men Time Women
I like a woman with a future and a past, a lil attitude problem all good, it'll make shit last. — Drake Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I like a woman with a future and a past a little attitude problem all good it'll make the shit last. — Drake Copy Share Image
I Like A Women With A Future And A Pass A Little Attitude Problem All Good We Can Make That Shit Last ! — Drake Copy Share Image
There ain't a man in the world cares about a woman's past until he's thinking of her in his future. — Dru Pagliassotti Copy Share Image
I love him who justifieth the future ones, and redeemeth the past ones: for he is willing to succumb through the present ones. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I adore the past. So much more restful than the present. So much more dependable than the future. — Anton Walbrook Copy Share Image
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Basil my dear boy puts everything that is charming in him into his work. The consequence is that he has nothing left for life… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“If these elements of beauty are real, the whole thing simply appeals to our sense of dramatic effect. Suddenly we find that we are… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Men always want to be a womans first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a mans last… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image