Humor Quote by One Direction Download Open image ““No!" Jimmy protested. - Louis Tomlinson”” — One Direction ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“-I love yeh, son, said Jimmy Sr. He could say it and no one could hear him, except young Jimmy, because of the singing… — Roddy Doyle Copy Share Image
“I flew to Detroit and reported to Local 299 on Trumbull Avenue. That was Jimmy’s home local. It was down the street from Tiger… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“Jimmy was in a league of his own when it came to puerile, half-pissed badinage.” — Jamie Holoran Copy Share Image
“You want everyone on the block to know you as “That Jimmy, good fella. Salt of the earth, give you the shirt off his… — Martha Bayne Copy Share Image
“You know, Jimmy’s got records stashed away in case something unnatural happens to him.” “Your friend made one threat too many in his life,”… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“Jimmy never met Joe Louis before that trial, only the jury didn’t know that. But Jimmy was strong for civil rights. That part is… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“Jimmy shot him a look that patently said: ‘Mon noo, Wee-man, whit are ye waitin fur? Ah’ve set ye up tae get in her… — Jamie Holoran Copy Share Image
“Jimmy liked to control his environment. He didn’t drink, so no one took a drink in his presence. He didn’t smoke, so nobody lit… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“A couple of years after they both got out they had a sit-down at a Teamsters Convention in Miami to try to square the… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
So crazy to think that we have only known each other 2 years. its been so amazing and we have got to do so… — One Direction Copy Share Image
“Harry: Where's Louis? (Louis suddenly appears.) Zayn: Louis, where you been? Liam: How did you get there? Louis: I don't know. Liam: Magic carpet,… — One Direction Copy Share Image
Worst thing a guy can do to a girl? personally I think is to ignore her when she is loving you with all her… — One Direction Copy Share Image
Flashing lights, going back to the time, playing games in the street, kicking balls at my feet, theres a numb in my toes standing… — One Direction Copy Share Image
“If we could only have this life for one more day, If we could only turn back time.” — One Direction Copy Share Image
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you, youll never treat yourself right, but I want you to, if I let… — One Direction Copy Share Image
It's important be yourself and be happy with who you are because that's what makes you unique. -Zayn Malik — One Direction Copy Share Image
Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo! -Louis Tomlinson — One Direction Copy Share Image
U can b preoccupied diffrent date everynight you just got to say the word but ur not into them at all u just want… — One Direction Copy Share Image
Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me. -Niall Horan — One Direction Copy Share Image
We're only getting older baby, And I've been thinking about you lately. Does it ever drive you crazy, Just how fast the night changes.… — One Direction Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image