Funny Quote by Noel Fielding Download Open image “I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.” — Noel Fielding ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Inspirational Love Old lady Repercussions
If I could punch you without getting in trouble, believe me, I still wouldn't, I'm not that kind of guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone said something about my nana or grandma, I'd jump up and punch them in the face. — Paddy Pimblett Copy Share Image
Wishing you can sometimes punch someone in the face with no consequences. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've said this before, I would fight my grandmother if I had to. And she's dead. — Israel Adesanya Copy Share Image
Punch a man on the nose, kick an old man downstairs, shoot somebody or any old thing like that, that’s my job. But argue… — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
I don't know if I would go so far to say that I would punch someone in the face, but I would definitely stand… — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
