Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja

If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car.

— Nikhil Saluja

Make My Name Taste Like Ass When You Speak It .

— Biggie Smalls

Say no to parking lots!

— John Bytheway

I dont care when people drive while using the phone or use bad grammar and crazy acronyms.

— Zach Manal

I won't embarrass myself off the field. My last name is important.

— Blake Bortles

Keep talking about my name behind my back.You are just doing me a favour putting yourself in a perfect position to kiss my ass.

— Mpho Thetha

Kicking butt and taking names

— Me

When I shut my mouth and walk away doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth my time!

— Anonymous

I nickname my cars. Most of the time, it doesn't make any sense. One of my Benzes I call Justin Bieber. My Maybach is…

— Rick Ross

On a park bench on 12th street, my whole crew's famous, you try bust your gat and keep it rel but you nameless

— Prodigy

I am a non discriminating driver. I want to kick everybody's ass!

— Greg Ray

If you don't want the nickname, don't live up to it.

— Anonymous