““Looking back on it, could there possible have been a more confusing acronym for trying to keep kids from experimenting with drugs than DARE? "Kids, we’re here today to DARE you not to do drugs! We DARE you to accept our DARE!" "Office, does that mean you want us not to do drugs, or to do drugs?" “We DARE you not to do drugs!” "But I thought we weren’t supposed to do things We’re dared to do. If you dared me to jump out of a tree, I should do that, right?" "It’s just an acronym, son." "What is an acronym?””