Medicine Quote by Nikhil Saluja

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

— Henny Youngman

“The doctor gave him two weeks to live. I'd give him more, if I could.”

— Jack Johnson

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such…

— Mark Twain

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying such a…

— Mark Twain

The doctor said, 'He can't last a week.' And I did. And they said, 'There's no way this kid's going to last a month.'…

— Mattie Stepanek

Doctor: You'll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you?

— Nikhil Saluja

“By the time the doctor came, we had lifted my father’s body to the couch and covered it with a blanket. The doctor was…

— Harold Robbins

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

— Henny Youngman

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles…

— Henny Youngman

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been…

— Tommy Cooper

A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three…

— Frank Carson

The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.

— Vikrant Parsai