Doctor Quote by Tommy Cooper

A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor…

— Frank Carson

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know…

— Tommy Cooper

A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can…

— Frank Carson

“A. Was I ill? Have I got well? Who was my doctor? Can you tell? Oh, my memory is rotten! B. Only now you're…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“I’ve been sick for so long I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t.”

— Alison G. Bailey

“I didn’t go to a doctor. You go to a doctor and you get pulled out. I knew I could get by.”

— Chris Kyle

“I've told you, I don't know!' bellowed the Doctor, angrily. 'I can't have an answer for everything.' Oh, that's a good one, thought Ace.”

— Mark Gatiss

A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and…

— Gilbert Gottfried

“He isn’t the kind of doctor you’d call if you’re sick. He is, however, the kind of doctor you’d call if you’re dead.”

— Sheldon Siegel

“People say i need a Doctor! I say i am a Doctor!!”

— PRIYANSHU JOSHI

“I know what you must think of me,' [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for laughing that…

— James Goss

As he approached the place where a meeting of doctors was being held, he saw some elegant limousines and remarked, "The surgeons have arrived."…

— Walter Bradford Cannon