Driving Quote by Nikhil Saluja

“Put the pizza on the ground and step way from the vehicle, please.”

— Humdinger C. Eggnoggin

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit…

— Gareth Gates

I always offer the delivery guy an extra $10 to feed me the pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja

I never was a caterer, but I did deliver pizzas.

— Adam Scott

“How exactly do you get banned from a pizza delivery place?" "Hey, don't judge me! Those bastards had it out for me!”

— R.L. Mathewson

Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your…

— Zach Galifianakis

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

— Rodney Dangerfield

No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

— John Mcclane

pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the…

— Haruki Murakami

My delivery just got me buzzin like the pizza man

— Drake

“Find thousands of delivery menus online and get pizza delivery or any food delivered to you.”

— twoanyone

There was a pizza delivery robot from 2008, where I built a Prius to deliver pizza from downtown SF to Treasure Island.

— Anthony Levandowski