Bed sheets Quote by Nikhil Saluja

The only sheets I'll ever long for are my own.

— Anonymous

They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I will spend anything on the best sheets in the world because I am going to be in them every night. I like them…

— Amy Landecker

I sleep on a Tempur-Pedic mattress, and I have custom-made sheets. They're white with some patterns, and the highest thread count of Egyptian cotton…

— Erika Jayne

I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day.

— Martha Stewart

If the sheets are still on the bed when its over, your doing it wrong.

— Anonymous

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

— Vantile Whitfield

My sheets had never been so clean as they had in the past few months. I hardly got them on again before something else…

— Robin McKinley

Life is too short to fold fitted sheets

— Anonymous

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

— April Winchell

“Fitted sheets are unpredictable—and dangerous,” I informed her. “They really should be outlawed.”

— C.C. Payne

You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets. -Marianne

— Easy A