Quote by C.C. Payne

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

— Vantile Whitfield

Life is too short to fold fitted sheets

— Anonymous

“Once assured that the sheets were free of infestation, she’d curled up and drifted off soundly.”

— Lisa Eugene

“Soiled overshoes or wet garments should not be worn into any room devoted to the use of ladies.”

— Samuel Roberts Wells

“Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

“You need to stop. That is so hot, you’re making me wet.” “Eww, are you wearing knickers under there?” “Nope. So expect a snail…

— Lesley Jones

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am extremely sorry to disturb you. I hope that you had not retired?" "I'm putting it off as long as possible. I don't…

— Patricia Wentworth

“It seems to me that this composition has never been in more imminent danger than right now of taking on precisely the informality of…

— J.D. Salinger

“Even sheets felt different at the cottage. On certain days...the sheets were aired out in the sun. I slipped in between two crisp pieces…

— Amy Willard Cross

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“as she slept, her period came because bodies know nothing about timing, bodies, awful bodies. They put a Rorschach between your thighs and stain…

— Catherine Lacey