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“If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection.”

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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

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I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.

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Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

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Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

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I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.

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I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.

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Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

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In case of emergency , Break Dance!

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Oxymoron: She's Smart.

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Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

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I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

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“Been here before?” “Once, on a date.” Aidan laughed, and Walker twisted, angling toward him. “Something funny?” “My first date was here,” he confessed,…

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A picture I drew of my girl friend from our first date.

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“Bobby: So assuming I survive the next 24 hours, where do you want to go on our first date? Kitty: Some place that doesn't…

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“You know, you’ve set a really bad precedent for first dates,” I said. “How is anyone ever going to top this?” I turned to him for the first time. He was watching me, not the scenery. “I brought you here because I wanted to see the look on your face when you saw this place.” He smiled, and my heart…

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“Aren’t you going to ask me what kind of boat I own?” he asked. “Sure. What kind of boat do you own?” “A sailboat.” “That’s nice. The coals are ready. I’ll just dab some herb butter on the swordfish and we’ll be eating in no time.” Travis shook his head at Cat’s lack of interest in the possibilities of sailing…

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“BACHELOR NUMBER ONE IS A NO-GO, she texted Trish. HE TALKED TOO MUCH. Within seconds, Trish texted back. ISN’T TALKING A GOOD THING ON A FIRST DATE? Of course, Trish was trying to put a positive spin on things. As the happily-married-with-child best friend of a single, thirty-three-year-old woman, it was part of the job description. AS IN, DONKEY FROM…

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Never wear your hair up on a first date.

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“I opened the front door of my parents’ house the next evening. His starched blue denim shirt caught my eye only seconds before his equally blue eyes did. “Hello,” he said, smiling. Those eyes . They were fixed on mine, and mine on his, for more seconds than is customary at the very beginning of a first date. My knees--the…

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A perfect date is probably something somewhere where you can kind of communicate and talk to the person. I don't like movies as first…

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“ Redneck Rules of Etiquette • To avoid bruising wine as you decant it, make sure to tilt the paper cup. • Your centerpiece should never be prepared by a taxidermist. • When dating (outside the family), always offer to bait your lady’s hook, especially on the first date. • Establish with her parents what time she is expected back.…

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