Funny Quote by Molly Harper

“I hope,' muttered Jasper, 'we do not ever shop again at a place where vampires can buy clip-on bow ties. You would think with…

— M.T. Anderson

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx

“. The thorns, ruthless in their protection of the beauty they upheld, tore at my skin, bleeding me like a vampire’s victim and no…

— Alistair Cross

“That's how two vampires, a medium, and a dog came to sit around a Ouija board in the back room of a floral shop.”

— Jeaniene Frost

“Besides, you don't have to be a vampire to want to bite certain people's necks,”

— Muriel Zagha

“Just a friendly warning: the forces of spiritual darness are nothing to trifle with. Vampires do exist, no matter what the so-called scientific minds…

— C.c. Brown

“We really are kindred spirits you know; conjurers in love with vampires. The Vamp Tramps!”

— Quinteria Ramey

“Accumulated knots in the fabric of our body, previously undetected, begin to reveal themselves as we open.”

— Jack Kornfield

“...you just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“It's hard to get rid of vampires. You have to drag them into the light. -Cynthia D. Grant, Uncle Vampire ”

— Cynthia D. Grant

“Eli: 'If a machine like that really existed, people would be willing to kill for it. Lots of people.' Nora: 'Yeah, and if hot…

— Robin Wasserman

“Now go put some clothes on. Because if you want me to concentrate, you can’t dangle that much naked man in front of me.…

— Elizabeth Hunter