Funny Quote by Molly Harper

“Believe it or not, there are plenty of ways to satisfy your need for blood without harming anyone." I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, but…

— Jaye Wells

“Look at me, Sarah." She did. "What ever it is, whatever is going on...it can't be that bad. I'm a vampire sweetheart. I drink…

— D.B. Reynolds

“I’m not doing any vampire lackey stuff.” “Fine.” “I’m only drinking your blood.” That made his smile widen. “Fine.” “That means you’re stuck with…

— Nalini Singh

“...you just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“While sitting in a room, surrounded by powerful vampires, do you ever get the feeling that you’re completely out of place? That at any…

— Jessica Sorensen

“I just thought vampires would look, you know, vicious while drinking blood," I said. "You look like you're in kindergarten with your juice pack.”

— Wynne Channing

“Do you want a drink?” “You mean synthetic blood,” she said after a slight hesitation. “Yes, that would be nice. A sociable gesture.” “I’m…

— Charlaine Harris

“But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his own eyebrows in response. "Well, aside from mine, of course," Jace said. "And…

— Cassandra Clare

“My own blood always tasted disappointing. I wondered if it tasted that way to God too.”

— Eli Wilde

“You realize that you're asking me to go against my true nature? It's like asking a vampire to be a phlebotomist and not drink…

— Marianna Baer

“Ladies haven't the luxury of being squeamish about blood.”

— Mackenzi Lee

“It’s not the type, it’s the source. I don’t drink human blood.” Her forehead creased, deepening the fine lines already visible. “But you’re a…

— Jeaniene Frost