Humor Quote by Mimi Strong

“if you waited twenty-six years to have sex, you’re probably not going to copulate with a stranger.”

— Shayla Black

“It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.”

— Craig Johnson

“kind of couple to talk about the future, about where our relationship was going, but with things suddenly”

— Gayle Forman

“(On getting married at 19) We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead.”

— Crystal Woods

“I've had orgasms lasting longer than our relationship.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“Never have sex with a woman who has more problems than you do.”

— Nelson DeMille

“How long should two people wait for sex? Until there is no other option when looking at one another.”

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“They say that foreplay for a woman is anything that happens twenty-four hours before intercourse.”

— David Brooks

“You two have sex every time you look at each other; sleeping together is just a formality you haven’t gotten around to yet.”

— P.J. Tracy

“I want sex with you now, but that doesn't mean I'm going to want sex with you for the rest of my life.”

— Kitty French

“We never actually have serious conversations about anything for more than 20 seconds. So there’s a beautiful superficiality to our relationship which sometimes gets…

— Kamila Shamsie

“Is sex really that vital? Am I really not worth waiting for?”

— Kelly Oram