Humor Quote by Michelle Rabe Download Open image ““No. I don’t give that number out to every Tom, Dick and Dracula,” Morgan muttered.”” — Michelle Rabe ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Vampires
“She whistled long and low. "Vampires really are bastards, aren't they?" -"What was your first clue?" Arthur asked dryly.” — Mur Lafferty Copy Share Image
“No? Well I guess that's ten points to Edward Cullen then, isn't it?” He grimaced at me. “Vampires are a bit grimmer in real… — Caroline Peckham Copy Share Image
“Yeah, sure. You know I can't stand the sight of blood, right?" "Said no one ever while dating a vampire," he quipped "Very clever.… — Krisit Cook Copy Share Image
“At least Morgan is honest! Artor thought as he forced his tired lips to smile. She refuses to eat at my table because she… — M K Hume Copy Share Image
“I had not heard that about vampires not existing,” Aidan responded with a mocking grin. “I wish I had known earlier. It might have… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“Four hundred sixty-seven,” he whispered. The number seemed to deflate him. He’s still counting. She couldn’t give up.” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Morgan's temper flared again, and she raised the staff again, intent on beating the answers out of him if she had to. "You used… — Shanon Mayer Copy Share Image
“You don't think you're a vampire, Sam. That kind of thing you know.” — Jennifer Loiske Copy Share Image
“Yeah," he agreed. "A bunch of vampires trying to kill you. The usual.” — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“The thing about dead people,” he said, and then stopped himself. “The thing is you sound like a bastard if you don’t romanticize them,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“But do ye not see how verra small a thing is the notion of death, between us two, Claire?” he whispered.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“When I asked him if he knew Count Dracula, and could tell me anything of his castle, both he and his wife crossed themselves,… — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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