Funny Quote by Mel Brooks Download Open image “If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.” — Mel Brooks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Given God Tickets Wanted
If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways. — Michael Flanders Copy Share Image
If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads — Michael Flanders Copy Share Image
Remember God likes us best when we are flying by the seats of our pants, — Ruth Bernhard Copy Share Image
Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“He remembered the story of an old man who went into a church one day to reprimand God for never having helped him win… — Marc Levy Copy Share Image
“Why do we think God is watching us? Maybe God is the one doing the whole trip.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
The gods gave us no wings to fly, but they gave us an even greater gift: imagination. — Magic! The Gathering Copy Share Image
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
We are tourist in this world & God is our travel agent. All our routes, reservations & destinations are already fixed by God so… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Woody Allen is a genius. His films are wonderful. He's poetic, but he's also a critic. He artfully steps back from a social setting… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us [people] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's. Little, little… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
All right, I am often brash, rude and brutally direct. Someday I'm going to die and I don't have time to toe-dance around the… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with? — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
The audience. They see the name Mel Brooks, they want something really funny. They don't want to be moved; they don't want to be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs,… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
