Funny pilot Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If God had meant man to fly, he'd have given him lots more money.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny pilot
If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways. — Michael Flanders Copy Share Image
If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads — Michael Flanders Copy Share Image
He would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
It is not necessarily impossible for human beings to fly, but it so happens that God did not give them the knowledge of how… — Roger Bacon Copy Share Image
As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“All he had ever prayed for was the ability to catch outfield flies, in answer to which God had bestowed upon him a penis… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Unskilled' pilots are always found in the wreckage with their hand around the microphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A thunderstorm is never as bad on the inside as it appears on the outside. It's worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
