Funny pilot Quote by Anonymous

Nearly everything that was fun, of course, was also a little dangerous: riding roller coasters, skydiving, gambling, sex.

— Dean Koontz

I remember saying to my mom, 3 years old, every day, ‘I can fly!’ Living on the ninth floor, it was dangerous.

— Elena Anaya

I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

— Green Monk

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

— Anonymous

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

— George Burns

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

— Bob Monkhouse

I came out after safe sex was invented and I always practiced safe sex. Except for when I lost my virginity.

— Dale Peck

Flying is like sex - I've never had all I wanted but occasionally I've had all I could stand.

— Stephen Coonts

I remember getting into the plane, and I was kind of fearful. I didn't know why. I just felt like something was going to…

— Lauren Scruggs

There is nothing safer than flying - it's crashing that is dangerous.

— Theo Cowan

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.

— Norman Mailer

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

— Garry Shandling