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I can tell approximate weight of a girl by going through her Instagram account.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't worry about the camera adding pounds, I am who I am.

— John Torode

Being able to check your balance on the phone is the best invention ever.

— Lemar

I had a laptop when they weighed 10 pounds.

— Curt Schilling

My weight is my love.

— Anonymous

Thanks to Twitter, iPads, BlackBerrys, voice-activated in-dash navigation systems, and a hundred other technologies that offer distraction anywhere, anytime, boredom has loosened its grip…

— Walter Kirn

There is strength in numbers and those numbers come in pounds.

— Mike Berry

I don't weigh myself. I don't have a scale in the house.

— Sophie Gregoire Trudeau

If you took the entire internet and laid it end to end, it would weigh more than the other thing. It would weigh more…

— Marissa Mayer

I have no idea what I weigh. I don't even own a scale.

— Brooke Burke

I could do a video doing my makeup or vlogging my day with friends, and I know half of my comments section will be…

— Trisha Paytas

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of…

— Meryl Streep