Humor Quote by Mark Walters Download Open image ““Looking cool on Facebook isn't worth the cost of looking a cock in real life.”” — Mark Walters ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life Real life
“After I perused Facebook for ten minutes, learning absolutely nothing interesting about the people in my life (or slightly outside of my life, as… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“I know that Facebook offers an idealised version of life, edited and primped to show the world what we want it to see.” — Laura Marshall Copy Share Image
“I think it goes without saying that adults on a dating website have a passion for a physical relationship.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Facebook could have a video of you fornicating wildly with a frisky German shepherd, with your Social Security number and bank details written in… — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
“Facebook WANTS you to be an a-hole. And if you're not already, they will show you how.” — Janelle Randazza Copy Share Image
“From what I’ve found a lot of people on Facebook are desperate for recognition and social interaction. They want me to find them, to… — Peter Jelen Copy Share Image
“Everyone looks happy on Facebook." "I know, right? What's up with that?” — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.” — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
“And it looks like the universe finally took care of Facebook once and for all.” — Sean Platt Copy Share Image
“Facebook is the perfect place to try on different identities until she finds one that sticks.” — Brooke Hauser Copy Share Image
“Smart people admit unarmed helplessness is not only irresponsible, but, statistically, such carelessness is asking for trouble.” — Mark Walters Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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