Humor Quote by Mark Haddon (Author Download Open image ““.. a simile is not a lie, unless it is a bad simile.”” — Mark Haddon (Author ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Rhetoric Simile
“couldn't tell if the truth looked like a lie, or a lie the truth.” — Marie Rutkoski Copy Share Image
“Don't think of it as a lie, think of it as the truth under imaginary circumstances.” — Paul Hoffman Copy Share Image
“A story is nothing but a lie. An illusion. And that illusion only works if we trust in it.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And, I often think, the truth isn't good or bad, it's just the truth.” — Polly Horvath Copy Share Image
“A lie means saying something with a deliberate intent to deceive, and what I did is more like embellish the truth.” — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“A lie is not so bad if it is kindly meant. If only she believed them...” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“I pulled the fork out of the dog and lifted him into my arms and hugged him. He was leaking blood from the fork-holes.… — Mark Haddon (Author Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
