Humor Quote by Marie Rudisill the Fruitcake Lady Download Open image ““Keep your head high and your skirt down.”” — Marie Rudisill the Fruitcake Lady ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life philosophy
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“I wear dresses most of the time. If I wore a skirt or pants my panties would show because of all the people pulling… — Karen E. Quinones Miller Copy Share Image
“We have an understanding. I don’t laugh at his skirt, and he doesn’t rip my head off.” -Fi Skirata” — Karen Traviss Copy Share
“You give thanks for small things. I gave thanks that I was wearing jeans, not a skirt. People start trying to kill you, you… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“Don't wear anything under this. I want to be on that stage, looking down at you, and knowing that you're bare underneath. Knowing that… — Sawyer Bennett Copy Share Image
“My red skirt is hitched up to my waist, though no higher. Below it the Commander is fucking. What he is fucking is the… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I glance down to what I'm wearing. A crop top, a skirt - it's hot, and it made sense to me. I don't think… — Kyle Labe Copy Share Image
“Keep your head up. Keep your eyes forward. And don't let go.” — John David Anderson Copy Share Image
“If you were wearing a skirt, I'd be in you already. I'd fuck you right here, while they sat down to dinner.” — Kit Rocha Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image