Humor Quote by Marge Simpson Download Open image “Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.” — Marge Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. — Imelda Marcos Copy Share Image
I hate to admit it, because it makes me sound weird, but I'm Mr. Shoes. I own over 30 pairs. — Bill Pullman Copy Share Image
It's funny, I probably have 500 pairs of shoes - all these sneakers or whatever that I've collected - but when push comes to… — Kenny Stills Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I used to be obsessed with shoes. I have maybe 50 pairs... until I moved to New York, when I… — Ruthie Ann Miles Copy Share Image
I've got, legit, three to four hundred pairs of shoes. And I don't walk, which is funny. — Dylan Alcott Copy Share Image
Oh yes, I love to do shoes. I'm not a fetishist but I love to do shoes. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos — Imelda Marcos Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
