Humor Quote by Lizzy Ford

“Just remember that men are from a different planet, and you'll be fine.”

— E.L. James

“At least I now knew that the male species were asses no matter what planet they hailed from.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“You want to know why we're the ones responsible?" Gunny asked. I looked up into a pair of wise eyes that had seen far…

— D.J. MacHale

“Oh, no, nope, shoot. Are we about to human mate?”

— Jackson Lanzing

“I think if you'll look around, my boy,' he said gently, 'you'll find that no one is quite right. But we all do the…

— Anne Ursu

“And even if we did, which we didn't, it's none of your business." "Okay." "I just wanted you to know." "Okay." "If you say…

— Hannah Harrington

“Go figure it wouldn’t be with a human but a freaking alien. At least I now knew that the male species were asses no…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Is one woman all women, he asked himself. Do they know what they do to us. Do they try on cocks like shoes, and…

— Smith Henderson

“Is there any man there that, say, would be pissed about this morning?” “Oh, you mean when my mouth was wrapped around that handsome…

— James Cox

“He sighed and looked about him. 'This is no world for men,' he said. 'And yet in a way...it appeals.”

— H.G. Wells

“Reckon women don't think like men." "Why on earth don't they learn how?" I rubbed my face. "Ain't meant to, honey." I smiled and…

— Nancy E. Turner

“I know that men are so eager to be one among the stars. I feel that damaged earth will never let men go off…

— Toba Beta