Humor Quote by Lisa Scottoline Download Open image ““Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.”” — Lisa Scottoline ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Nature
“If the laws of physics are so powerful that they can create life… who created the laws?!” — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
“Nothing is invented, for it’s written in nature first. Originality consists of returning to the origin.” — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
“Circumstances occur automatically and scientifically and they dissipate according to the natural law.” — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
“As long as the laws of nature exists, nothing is immune to survival.” — Kaushik Ram Copy Share Image
“Our universe was created to perpetuate creation, it was not created to perpetuate consumption.” — Jennifer Sodini Copy Share Image
“You can't change laws without first changing human nature... You can't change human nature without first changing the law.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“Matter is thought, and thought is matter. Nothing exists that cannot be synthesized.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“It is wrong to equate scientific laws, as a human construct, with the absolute truth.” — Dejan Stojanovic Copy Share Image
“Matter's basic elements are solid, Completely so, and that they fly through time Invincible, indestructible for ever.” — Lucretius Copy Share Image
“Space and time emerge from the laws rather than providing an arena in which things happen.” — Lee Smolin Copy Share Image
“Remember, laws are created by man, and there is nothing as fallible as man.” — Chris Fraser Copy Share Image
“Night came early to this neighborhood, the sun fleeing the sky, leaving heaven black and blue.” — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
I love everything about Philadelphia, and its food is like the city itself: real-deal, hearty, and without pretension. We've always had an underdog vibe… — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
I love my job, and I love books. I read anything, including cereal boxes. I care deeply about what people think of my books,… — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
“Justice didn’t compensate for the loss of human life. Justice was an intellectual concept, inevitably trumped by emotion. Justice was the word we used… — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
“I know that people get angry and I'm generally a fan of emotions. And to be real, it makes great television. A debate where… — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
“Custom curtains made with a lovely Schumacher fabric that she’d used for the headboard.” — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
I like terrific writing, but I also like a terrific story. My favorite books have both, and they're by contemporary, commercial American writers. — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image