Humor Quote by Lindsay Buroker

“Then I guess Sicarius will have to follow you around all night, hovering over your shoulder while you eat. Breathing down your neck. Sharing…

— Lindsay Buroker

“Who knew raccoons were so aggressive?”

— Grace Hitchcock

“Oh, for fuck's sake; sometimes a raccoon is just a raccoon!”

— Tanya Huff

“Raccoons are beyond fear, and they are assholes.”

— John Hodgman

“He sidestepped down the alley and into another one connected to a small garage, where a raccoon with matching black eyes just like his…

— Jackie Sonnenberg

“A hint of annoyance hardened Sicarius’s dark eyes, and Books imagined him thinking, I can’t leave for five minutes without you getting into trouble…”

— Lindsay Buroker

“An explanation.” Sicarius regarded her intently. “Clarify the situation with the emperor. I could not understand the incoherent jumble you spit out before falling…

— Lindsay Buroker

“Let us in, let us in,' shrieked the wind. 'We're very, very hungry.”

— Cressida Cowell

An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.

— Ilona Andrews

“Tanis blinked with disbelief, then he heard a sound behind him that nearly made him leap into a tree in panic. He whirled around,…

— Margaret Weis Tracy Hickman

“He turned his face and skimmed his nose against her cheek, then spoke against her ear in a husky murmur. “Are you hungry?” “Not…

— Vivienne Savage

“His eyes were those of a feral animal, possibly a raccoon or marmoset. He didn't smell much better.”

— Rodney Lynch