Funny Quote by Linda Medley Download Open image ““But...that doesn't make any sense...!' 'It does if you're a goat.”” — Linda Medley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Goats Logic
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