Quote by Neil Boyd

“If a tree is bent, every goat will jump on it.”

— Eva Stachniak

“If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow”

— Rebbecca D. Myers

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

— Time Magazine

“I may not be able to make a horse drink, but it is my duty to lead it to water.”

— Conrad Taylor

“think you just like tethering goats.” “Well, be sure to tell me when your rope begins”

— John Connolly

“But...that doesn't make any sense...!' 'It does if you're a goat.”

— Linda Medley

“It's not easy to kill a mountain goat. He thinks with his spine.”

— John Gardner

“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink it.”

— Anonymous

“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?”

— George R.R. Martin

“Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?”

— L.J. Smith

“You cannot stick a knife in a goat and then say, Now I will remove my knife slowly, so let things be easy and…

— Yaa Gyasi