Humor Quote by Linda Howard Download Open image ““It's not the heat," came his return mutter. "It's a critical buildup of sperm".”” — Linda Howard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“This is the moment. We need to take it.” His breath at my ear and my own breathing seemed to match, to build. Heat… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“Heat emanated from his lips as they gently touched mine, hesitating in place for several moments, and igniting a surge of fire through my… — Alicia Kobishop Copy Share Image
“I felt shy under his burning perusal. He took his free hand and lightly traced my nipples. They sprang erect to his touch.” — Andrea Smith Copy Share Image
“But I spoke hastily. We must not be hasty. I have become too hot. I must cool myself and think; for it is easier… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“He bent and kissed me briefly, then headed for the door. Just short of it, though, he turned back. "The, um, sperms ..." he… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“It’s only been a few hours and all I can think about is the way you taste, the way you feel wrapped around me. When… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“I can see the exact moment he realizes what I've been doing. His torso stiffens as his hands, pressed against the mattress, curl into… — Ella James Copy Share Image
“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.” — Aron Beauregard Copy Share Image
“Am I hot now?” he asked, his voice low and rumbling with arousal as his fingers slipped beneath my panties. I arched into his… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder. — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“amusement in her eyes and had to grin. "How are you feeling?" he asked, his voice dropping to a low, intimate tone that excluded… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“It's daylight. Shouldn't you have burned to a crisp, or something? Don't you have to crawl into a coffin? Where do you keep it… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“Everything feels like the end of the world, and you can't reason with someone who can't see tomorrow.” — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“What?” he demanded testily. Trammell raised his eyebrows. “I didn’t say anything.” “You’re thinking something, though. You’ve got that shit-eating smirk on your face.”… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
God, I love you," he said, and laid his head on her belly, his arms locked around her hips. Madelyn slid her fingers into… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image