Funny Quote by Lil Jon

I love Twitter; I'm on Twitter quite a lot.

— Nick Frost

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

— P. J. O'Rourke

My dad was a doctor, and he would tell us a lot of nasty, funny stories from the hospital. It was funny to me…

— Ali Wong

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

— Jeff Kinney

I always had funny stories to tell, but my family members never laughed at them.

— Bhuvan Bam

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny…

— Matt Groening

My dad is a storyteller. I've heard his funny stories 500 times, but I would never stop him because he tells them so brilliantly…

— Sarah Millican

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a…

— Howard Dean

I start writing songs first as an entertainer, and I like funny stories that wrap up with dignity.

— Jens Lekman

I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.

— Beverly Cleary

Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the movies. You…

— Bruce Campbell

“You even used to make up funny stories about those poor little lost creatures of yours. Remember Bob, the squirrel banker who forgot to…

— Kimberly Derting